When someone is Hannitized, they are immediately enlightened.  It is just like Zen Buddhism.

Pay attention folks, this one may not be easy to understand at first. You see how it says “Welcome Home” over there on the sign? If the Ghanans are saying that Ghana is home for Obama, that means that he is from Ghana, which means that he can not possibly also be from America. Do they really think we’re not going to catch their code words and cliches?

Its nice to know that while our country suffers Barack Obama is busy having Stevie Wonder concerts & parties for his rapper friends at the White House.

While it doesn’t match the Patriotism of the first, this Great American makes quite an effort.  Its worth noting that both trucks could be improved with a set of Hannity-approved truck testicles.

Yo yo yo check this shit hannity fans. Those liberal tricks be trippin’ sayin’ that we only have corny-ass country musicians up in this bitch. Peep my man from the dirty Jers’ down below – he’s about to get the streets all up in this conservative shit.

Michael Steele, you ain’t be da man. Da new man is Hi-Caliber and he about to run this rap shit.

The usually liberal Saturday Night Live speaks highly of our hero:

“Hannity is a brilliant man. Smartest man in America.”

Barack Obama enjoying his favorite drink, Robitussin

Hannity has been offered to purchase the Messiah a beer for months now.  Of course, the anointed one didn’t hear it because he was too busy figuring out how to redistribute your wealth and lead us all to our deaths.  Also, he has not received permission from Nancy Pelosi yet to listen to Sean Hannity’s show.