This is a big coverup by Nobel to get people to stop talking about Acorn — that is all it is, and do not let anyone tell you otherwise.  Why else would they give a Peace prize to someone who is forming a secret military out of the Peace Corps and Americorps?

I don’t know about you but I am afraid of our Presidents shady associations with socialist/leftist groups like Nobel, the UN, and Acorn.  Where have we seen this sort of thing before?  (I mean besides Hitler, that one is obvious).

When someone is Hannitized, they are immediately enlightened.  It is just like Zen Buddhism.

Pay attention folks, this one may not be easy to understand at first. You see how it says “Welcome Home” over there on the sign? If the Ghanans are saying that Ghana is home for Obama, that means that he is from Ghana, which means that he can not possibly also be from America. Do they really think we’re not going to catch their code words and cliches?

That’s right bitches, we’re back. And yeah, that right there is a Googlewhack. There are currently 0 search results for the term “Nintendo Uigher” on either Bing or Google. Its a matter of time.  Its also a bingwhack.

Edit: I have been told that Uigher is spelled Uighur and not Uigher.  We prefer the English spelling, but either way, we are first except for these folks:

Its nice to know that while our country suffers Barack Obama is busy having Stevie Wonder concerts & parties for his rapper friends at the White House.

While it doesn’t match the Patriotism of the first, this Great American makes quite an effort.  Its worth noting that both trucks could be improved with a set of Hannity-approved truck testicles.

Yo yo yo check this shit hannity fans. Those liberal tricks be trippin’ sayin’ that we only have corny-ass country musicians up in this bitch. Peep my man from the dirty Jers’ down below – he’s about to get the streets all up in this conservative shit.

Michael Steele, you ain’t be da man. Da new man is Hi-Caliber and he about to run this rap shit.