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April 19th, 2010
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Do Not Worry — These Hoes are Hannitized!
September 10th, 2009
American, Kenyan, or Ghanan? Here’s more irrefutable proof that Obama is not One of Us.
July 10th, 2009
Pay attention folks, this one may not be easy to understand at first. You see how it says “Welcome Home” over there on the sign? If the Ghanans are saying that Ghana is home for Obama, that means that he is from Ghana, which means that he can not possibly also be from America. Do they really think we’re not going to catch their code words and cliches?
Barack Obama Flosses With Taxpayer Benjamins
March 13th, 2009
Its nice to know that while our country suffers Barack Obama is busy having Stevie Wonder concerts & parties for his rapper friends at the White House.
The Second Most Patriotic Truck Ever
March 11th, 2009
While it doesn’t match the Patriotism of the first, this Great American makes quite an effort. Its worth noting that both trucks could be improved with a set of Hannity-approved truck testicles.
Meet Hi-Caliber, The Republican Rapper From New Jersey
March 3rd, 2009
Yo yo yo check this shit hannity fans. Those liberal tricks be trippin’ sayin’ that we only have corny-ass country musicians up in this bitch. Peep my man from the dirty Jers’ down below – he’s about to get the streets all up in this conservative shit.
Michael Steele, you ain’t be da man. Da new man is Hi-Caliber and he about to run this rap shit.
SNL: Hannity Smarter Than Rush
February 15th, 2009
The usually liberal Saturday Night Live speaks highly of our hero:
“Hannity is a brilliant man. Smartest man in America.”
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