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Now This is a Real American

HanniBalls — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 12:20:40 +0000

Do Not Worry — These Hoes are Hannitized!

HanniBalls — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 02:20:21 +0000

When someone is Hannitized, they are immediately enlightened. It is just like Zen Buddhism.

American, Kenyan, or Ghanan? Here’s more irrefutable proof that Obama is not One of Us.

HanniBalls — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:06:09 +0000

Pay attention folks, this one may not be easy to understand at first. You see how it says “Welcome Home” over there on the sign? If the Ghanans are saying that Ghana is home for Obama, that means that he is from Ghana, which means that he can not possibly also be from America. Do they really think we’re not going to catch their code words and cliches?

Barack Obama Flosses With Taxpayer Benjamins

HanniBalls — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 18:06:18 +0000

Its nice to know that while our country suffers Barack Obama is busy having Stevie Wonder concerts & parties for his rapper friends at the White House.

Global Warming Poll Concludes Global Warming Is Horseshit

HanniBalls — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 03:49:44 +0000

The Second Most Patriotic Truck Ever

HanniBalls — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:10:16 +0000

While it doesn’t match the Patriotism of the first, this Great American makes quite an effort. Its worth noting that both trucks could be improved with a set of Hannity-approved truck testicles.

A Dark Day For Mankind

HanniBalls — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 10:53:39 +0000

Meet Hi-Caliber, The Republican Rapper From New Jersey

HanniBalls — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 14:14:51 +0000

Yo yo yo check this shit hannity fans. Those liberal tricks be trippin’ sayin’ that we only have corny-ass country musicians up in this bitch. Peep my man from the dirty Jers’ down below – he’s about to get the streets all up in this conservative shit.

Michael Steele, you ain’t be da man. Da new man is Hi-Caliber and he about to run this rap shit.

Playboy: The Conservative Issue featuring Ann Coulter nude

HanniBalls — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:15:09 +0000

SNL: Hannity Smarter Than Rush

HanniBalls — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:02:17 +0000

The usually liberal Saturday Night Live speaks highly of our hero:

“Hannity is a brilliant man. Smartest man in America.”