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The Most Patriotic Truck Ever

December 22nd, 2008

  1. December 29th, 2008 at 14:43 | #1

    I like how he has a bumper sticker saying “Country First” then right below it goes on to refuse to accept the President Elect as his President.

    O, hypocracy. Your naivety is sweet irony.

  2. December 29th, 2008 at 14:59 | #2

    Chevy Avalance truck. Those GM bitches better not fuck up with the gaddam bailout money they got. Which I find to be entirely against the very fundimentals of capitalisim.

    I never thought I’d see that day where the American auto industry turned into a bunch of pinko socialist whores.

  3. December 29th, 2008 at 15:09 | #3

    Oh, and Hanniballs – Feel free to axe the redtube link in my name. My GF says that was entirely tasteless and crude, which I must admit it is. And she also clicked on it at work and got reamed by her manager. She’s threatening no ball lickage until it’s either fixed or I re-register without it.

    OK JENN? HAPPY?!?!? I ASKED FOR THE FIX!!! MAY WE PLEASE RETURN TO THE BALL SUCKAGE NOW???

    Thank you, Hanniballs. Love the site, btw.

  4. HanniBalls
    December 30th, 2008 at 11:28 | #4

    I’m glad we could be of help in fixing your relationship — not many blogs can say that much.

    I’m going to go ahead and change it to youporn, hopefully that will be ok with your girlfriend’s boss.

    Thanks for pointing out that its an Avalanche. I was not aware that GM made a truck called “Che.”

  5. December 30th, 2008 at 12:41 | #5

    Wewt! Gracias. All thanks to a Sean Hannity blog, I’m getting sexxxored again.

    Hey, I see I made your F.A.Q.s. Double Gracias for your love and respect of the 1st amendment. You sir, are a true patriot.

    /Salute

  1. March 11th, 2009 at 20:10 | #1