Who is Fannity?

Fannity = fan of Sean Hannity, plural = Fannities.  Fannities come from diverse backgrounds and occupations.  Since many of us live in hostile blue states, we use handles instead of our real names.

Why Sean Hannity?

We believe that Sean Hannity is the greatest American since Ronald Reagan and we share in both men’s values and their visions.  We are not particularly fond of other talk-show hosts, even if they are conservative.

Can I write for Fannity.com?

Yes, at Fannity we believe in the 1st amendment and we will publish any conservative posts and we will not censor comments unless they concern illegalities.  For example, if readers tried to use the comment section to facilitate their drug transactions, those comments would be deleted.

What is the protected list?

As far as we know, only Oliver North is on the protected list.  Since he is a friend of Sean Hannity’s, we do not engage in criticism or negative dialogue concerning Oliver North.  The rest of the list will be published as soon as it is located on Hannity.com.  It is somewhere on there.

Why is the language so foul?

Something called the First Amendment, bitches.  Welcome to America, enjoy your coffee.

Do you do videochats?

Yes, please email me at fannity@gmail.com and we can arrange a chat and appropriate fee.  Hourly rates are in the $200-$1000 range depending on what you want me to do.

I am a member of the Furry subculture, am I welcome at Fannity?

Yes, we welcome Fannities from all walks of life.  If you come into Fannity and comment excessively about furries or try to sway the focus of the site onto furries, we may have a problem with that.  But otherwise, knock yourself out.

What is your vision for the future of Fannity.com?

Our media and American culture is tainted with liberalism due to New Yorkers and Californians wielding their uneven influence .  If 50 cent has a videogame where he goes to Iraq and shoots terrorists, we believe that in a perfect world with open, unbiased markets, Sean Hannity would be featured in similar videogames.  Until we have that world, we will do our best to advance the values and beliefs of Sean Hannity in a means more popular with younger Americans today.  As Wu Tang Clan famously said, “Its all about the kids.”

Do you think Hasselbeck will ever show her tits?

She’s a wholesome mother and not one of those hollywood bimbos.  At Fannity we believe that she can do a tasteful topless photo shoot and that it would be good for conservatism.  If the kids are fapping, its better that they fap to Hasselbeck than they fap to other loose liberal ladies.

Where are you located?

We are based out of Long Island, the birthplace and hometown of Sean Hannity.

Will you link to my site?

No.

Who is Backdoorman?

The user Backdoorman is a frequent commentor but is in no way associated with or even liked by the rest of us at Fannity.  We leave his vile pornographic words on the site because we believe in the first amendment, but we generally disagree with anything he has ever said and is likely to say in the future.