A visitor searching for “jumping boobs from bihar” was able to find fannity.com yesterday.  We hope he found what he was looking for.  We’ve slipped to the #2 spot on google but can hopefully reclaim the top spot for that search.

Other search strings used by Fannity visitors:

• sean hannity is a douchebag – 4 visits
• hannity.com freedom concerts – 34 visits
• conservative news – 10 visits
• liberals are idiots – 3 visits
• hasselbeck chopra – 10 visits
• alan colmes douchebag – 2 visits
• hannity professor joseph olson of hemlin – 1 visit
• elizabeth hasselbeck’s future dec 2008 – 1 visit
• boobs with gun – 1 visit
• boob groping in india – 1 visit
• EPA cow farts stink tax (and variations) – ~10 visits

More stats, including international visits, after the jump.

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So far, Obama has pissed off a lot of left-wing treehuggers with his centrist cabinet appointments. He may break to trend soon — appointing a lesbian to the cabinet would be something both sides should agree on. At Fannity we love Lesbians, just not the married kind.

Mary Beth Maxwell, executive director of American Rights at Work, is being considered for the position of Labor Secretary. Maxwell is openly gay, and would be the first homosexual to serve in the cabinet if she is indeed chosen.

Update: This will be the 2nd lesbian in the cabinet.  A fellow fannity responded thus upon being IM’d the link:

1. dude, i’m at work
2. janet napolitano

I guess Lesbians are better in pairs anyway.

Update 2: Reader “Ninja Gayden” had this to add:

This would actually be just the latest in a long line of lesbians that have been Secretary of Labor, including Frances Perkins, Elizabeth Dole, and Arthur Goldberg. The only difference here is that Perkins and Goldberg held their posts in the bygone days when it wasn’t deemed appropriate for the press to comment about such things. Dole was only outed after it was revealed that her life partner Bob was not, in fact, a man, a story that made headlines during his 1996 presidential campaign.

More Lesbian pictures after the jump.
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Saxby Chambliss is the man. Many idiotic liberals pointed out that he’s groping his granddaughter in the video below. Those elites don’t understand the South, where its customary for a grandfather to grab a girl’s blossoming breasts to make sure they are growing. “Atta girl, make grandpa proud, grow them titties” is what he is likely thinking. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Saxby was also aided by the fact that his idiotic opponent decided to campaign with Plaxico Burress, G-Unit and Outkast (left to right). What a moron.

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On this Thanksgiving, while I watch our finance and auto industries dwindle, I am thankful that the American Firearms industry continues to thrive and prosper. The cynical liberals look upon the recent increase in gun sales with unexplainable distress.  Real Americans are proud of American products selling well at home and hope to export as many firearms as possible as well.

As this article illustrates, people living in the shithole of Bihar, India, still make their own guns.  Many times these guns jam and injure the shooter.  If these places have demand for guns, and people are buying shitty guns that jam, there is no reason to not offer access to inexpensive, quality firearms that we have enjoyed here in America.  As a general Economic principle, increasing exports of the products we make relatively better than everyone else is in America’s best interest.

I am thankful for companies like Guns America, bravely connecting gun buyers to gun owners since 1997.

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Colmes’ ugly alien-ass just got in the way.  No need to talk replacements, Hannity needs no partner to take on the likes of Rachel Maddow.

Check out how shitty this looks:

If there must be a replacement, only one person will do. This would be possibly the best show in cable news history, H&H:

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