A visitor searching for “jumping boobs from bihar” was able to find fannity.com yesterday.  We hope he found what he was looking for.  We’ve slipped to the #2 spot on google but can hopefully reclaim the top spot for that search.

Other search strings used by Fannity visitors:

• sean hannity is a douchebag – 4 visits
• hannity.com freedom concerts – 34 visits
• conservative news – 10 visits
• liberals are idiots – 3 visits
• hasselbeck chopra – 10 visits
• alan colmes douchebag – 2 visits
• hannity professor joseph olson of hemlin – 1 visit
• elizabeth hasselbeck’s future dec 2008 – 1 visit
• boobs with gun – 1 visit
• boob groping in india – 1 visit
• EPA cow farts stink tax (and variations) – ~10 visits

More stats, including international visits, after the jump.

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America Balls, Boobs, Colmes, Hasselbeck, Nazi, Shithole

Today on The View, the sexy Elizabeth Hasselbeck, future replacement for Alan Colmes, rips into the anti-American Deepak Chopra, calling him “glitterglasses whatshisface” before telling him to “go light a bowl of incense.” Man I can’t wait for her to get on Fox news so we can see this feisty side of her more often.

America America, Balls, Hasselbeck, Nazi

Colmes’ ugly alien-ass just got in the way.  No need to talk replacements, Hannity needs no partner to take on the likes of Rachel Maddow.

Check out how shitty this looks:

If there must be a replacement, only one person will do. This would be possibly the best show in cable news history, H&H:

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America Alien, America, Balls, Boobs, Hasselbeck, Sean