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We are proud to post the audio that may take down Barack Obama’s presidency.  We believe these were stolen from Edward Norton’s computer, who traveled with Obama during the campaign to shoot a documentary for HBO.

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THESE ARE NOT FROM HIS BOOK. THAT IS A LIE. They knew the footage was stolen so they went back and inserted this audio into the iTunes version of the book after they found out the footage was leaked. Yeah, they can do that shit — Its the godamn President). THEY LIED ABOUT THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND ABOUT HIS RELIGION — THAT IS WHAT LIBERALS DO.

Like his corrupt friend Blago, Obama is caught saying some unsavory things when he forgot the recorder was on, audio, transcripts & download link below:

Speaking to Joe Biden (backstage at a debate before Biden was chosen as VP candidate):

“There are white folks and there are ignorant motherfuckers like you.”
“There are white folks and there are ignorant motherfuckers like you.”

During a strategy meeting early in the campaign; on Hillary Clinton:

“Now you know that guy ain’t shit. Sorry ass motherfucker got nothing on me, right? nothing.”
“Now you know that guy ain’t shit. Sorry ass motherfucker got nothing on me, right? nothing.”

During a lunch meeting, to his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel:

“You ain’t my bitch n*****, buy your own god damn fries.”

(Rahm Emanuel is notorious for stealing fries; that’s actually how he lost a finger)

“You ain’t my bitch n*****, buy your own god damn fries.”

During a strategy meeting on campaign-finance laws, minutes before deciding he didn’t want to follow any:

“Shit’s getting way too complicated for me.”

“Shit’s getting way too complicated for me.”

To the President of Iran, during an interview on Arabian television:

“Sure you can have my number baby”

“Sure you can have my number baby”

Download all 5 mp3 files here.

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Dear readers, I was wrong. It turns out that the site “23/6″ is a liberal hate site after all, and that their “traveling tips for muslims” was actually a joke that we at Fannity.com did not understand.

We want to commend 23/6 on their wry sense of humor.  They totally tricked us,  taking advantage of the fact that here at Fannity we do not joke about terrorism or turbans.

Edit: 23/6 has been added to the list of Hannity Hater sites.

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Finally, Bill O’Reilly puts to rest the allegations that the song “Barack the Magic Negro” is offensive or mean-spirited. And in case you haven’t already heard it or purchased Rush’s cd, O’Reilly is not afraid to play the song again.

At Fannity.com we believe that these words should be taken as a complement. We did not see anyone complain when people said “Magic Johnson” even though the nickname implied that the player had a magic penis.

In celebration Fannity.com will soon publish “Magic Negroes – an American Retrospective,” and it will feature the most magical African Americans throughout history including Jackie Robinson, Tiger Woods, MLK, Harriet Tubman, Michael Jordan and more. Look out for it.

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Goodbye Journalism, Hello Guantanamero.

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So far, Obama has pissed off a lot of left-wing treehuggers with his centrist cabinet appointments. He may break to trend soon — appointing a lesbian to the cabinet would be something both sides should agree on. At Fannity we love Lesbians, just not the married kind.

Mary Beth Maxwell, executive director of American Rights at Work, is being considered for the position of Labor Secretary. Maxwell is openly gay, and would be the first homosexual to serve in the cabinet if she is indeed chosen.

Update: This will be the 2nd lesbian in the cabinet.  A fellow fannity responded thus upon being IM’d the link:

1. dude, i’m at work
2. janet napolitano

I guess Lesbians are better in pairs anyway.

Update 2: Reader “Ninja Gayden” had this to add:

This would actually be just the latest in a long line of lesbians that have been Secretary of Labor, including Frances Perkins, Elizabeth Dole, and Arthur Goldberg. The only difference here is that Perkins and Goldberg held their posts in the bygone days when it wasn’t deemed appropriate for the press to comment about such things. Dole was only outed after it was revealed that her life partner Bob was not, in fact, a man, a story that made headlines during his 1996 presidential campaign.

More Lesbian pictures after the jump.
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Barack Hussein Obama was able to win partially because he dominated the minority vote. This minority community is one area where Hannity is lacking an audience. To remedy this, I hope the community can make a rap song or two to garner support. Some ideas:

• Hannitize – to the tune of Biggie’s “Hypnotize”
• Down with Hannity – to the tune of Naughty by Nature’s “O.P.P.”
• Hassel’s got Back – to the tune of Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby’s got back”

If you have any other suggestions or know someone that can make this happen, please post in the comments or contact me.

Update: Someone has agreed to help produce “Hannitize” to the beat of “Hypnotize.”  The song will be posted on Fannity.com as soon as it is done.

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The anointed one, Barack Obama, will announce his national security team tomorrow, taking advantage of the heightened anxiety as a result of the Mumbai terrorist attacks.  This is what liberals do – they create a scare or piggyback on an existing scare and then offer a broke-ass solution that is supposed to make Americans feel comfortable.

I want to take a minute to shout-out another great conservative website:   proudconservative.com.  The entire site is excellent but if I had only a few minutes to spare, I’d head over to both the 9/11 section and the Freedom Concerts section.  An excerpt from the freedom concert writeup from 2007:

We headed back into the park and over to the book signing area.  We got in line and met and spoke briefly to Ann Coulter.  She was so nice and sweet to everyone.  I didn’t get the chance to meet her last year, so I was thrilled to meet her this year.  She commented, “Those shirts are great!  I love it.” about my “Liberalism is the philosophy of the stupid” and Mike’s “Liberals are friggin idiots” shirt.  I think I had a grin from ear to ear for the rest of the day on that quote alone!  My friend Darlene asked if Ann would sign her arm and Ann thought that was great.  She said, “I feel like a rock star.”   She then signed the shirt I am auctioning off.

Tickets to next year’s freedom concerts are available now at Hannity.com in a convenient holiday gift-box for the price of $75.  More info below:

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The excellent Power Line blog addresses one of Obama’s glaring weaknesses – the ability to speak well.

Obama thinks he is a good talker, but he is often undisciplined when he speaks. He needs to understand that as President, his words will be scrutinized and will have impact whether he intends it or not. In this regard, President Bush is an excellent model; Obama should take a lesson from his example. Bush never gets sloppy when he is speaking publicly.

I’m with Sean on this one — I want our president to succeed, I just don’t think he will.

-Hanniballs

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