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Breaking News! Obama may add Lesbian to Cabinet

December 5th, 2008

So far, Obama has pissed off a lot of left-wing treehuggers with his centrist cabinet appointments. He may break to trend soon — appointing a lesbian to the cabinet would be something both sides should agree on. At Fannity we love Lesbians, just not the married kind.

Mary Beth Maxwell, executive director of American Rights at Work, is being considered for the position of Labor Secretary. Maxwell is openly gay, and would be the first homosexual to serve in the cabinet if she is indeed chosen.

Update: This will be the 2nd lesbian in the cabinet.  A fellow fannity responded thus upon being IM’d the link:

1. dude, i’m at work
2. janet napolitano

I guess Lesbians are better in pairs anyway.

Update 2: Reader “Ninja Gayden” had this to add:

This would actually be just the latest in a long line of lesbians that have been Secretary of Labor, including Frances Perkins, Elizabeth Dole, and Arthur Goldberg. The only difference here is that Perkins and Goldberg held their posts in the bygone days when it wasn’t deemed appropriate for the press to comment about such things. Dole was only outed after it was revealed that her life partner Bob was not, in fact, a man, a story that made headlines during his 1996 presidential campaign.

More Lesbian pictures after the jump.
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