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Breaking News! Obama may add Lesbian to Cabinet
So far, Obama has pissed off a lot of left-wing treehuggers with his centrist cabinet appointments. He may break to trend soon — appointing a lesbian to the cabinet would be something both sides should agree on. At Fannity we love Lesbians, just not the married kind.
Mary Beth Maxwell, executive director of American Rights at Work, is being considered for the position of Labor Secretary. Maxwell is openly gay, and would be the first homosexual to serve in the cabinet if she is indeed chosen.
Update: This will be the 2nd lesbian in the cabinet. A fellow fannity responded thus upon being IM’d the link:
1. dude, i’m at work
2. janet napolitano
I guess Lesbians are better in pairs anyway.
Update 2: Reader “Ninja Gayden” had this to add:
This would actually be just the latest in a long line of lesbians that have been Secretary of Labor, including Frances Perkins, Elizabeth Dole, and Arthur Goldberg. The only difference here is that Perkins and Goldberg held their posts in the bygone days when it wasn’t deemed appropriate for the press to comment about such things. Dole was only outed after it was revealed that her life partner Bob was not, in fact, a man, a story that made headlines during his 1996 presidential campaign.
More Lesbian pictures after the jump.
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Change my Balls can Believe in
The anointed one, Barack Obama, will announce his national security team tomorrow, taking advantage of the heightened anxiety as a result of the Mumbai terrorist attacks. This is what liberals do – they create a scare or piggyback on an existing scare and then offer a broke-ass solution that is supposed to make Americans feel comfortable.
I want to take a minute to shout-out another great conservative website: proudconservative.com. The entire site is excellent but if I had only a few minutes to spare, I’d head over to both the 9/11 section and the Freedom Concerts section. An excerpt from the freedom concert writeup from 2007:
We headed back into the park and over to the book signing area. We got in line and met and spoke briefly to Ann Coulter. She was so nice and sweet to everyone. I didn’t get the chance to meet her last year, so I was thrilled to meet her this year. She commented, “Those shirts are great! I love it.” about my “Liberalism is the philosophy of the stupid” and Mike’s “Liberals are friggin idiots” shirt. I think I had a grin from ear to ear for the rest of the day on that quote alone! My friend Darlene asked if Ann would sign her arm and Ann thought that was great. She said, “I feel like a rock star.” She then signed the shirt I am auctioning off.
Tickets to next year’s freedom concerts are available now at Hannity.com in a convenient holiday gift-box for the price of $75. More info below:



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