Please Don’t Print This Email
by Nostraboris

My Escalade sat in the driveway, engine running, allowing the AC enough time to kick in. I got out of the shower, having washed my entire body with anti-bacterial soap three times, and plugged in my electrical tweezers. I used half a roll of low cost Chinese toilet paper to dry off my face, when I noticed the sink wouldn’t drain. I poured in some industrial strength drain-o, and put on my clothes.

I ate breakfast, covered what I couldn’t finish in several layers of plastic wrap, and shoved my plate into the empty dishwasher, then turned it on. I poured an ice-blended coffee shake into my one use only plastic cup, put on the plastic lid and plastic straw, and used half a roll off kitchen towels to wipe off the counter.

As I waited impatiently for all my emails to print, so I could read them on the go, I couldn’t seem to decide to either wear my leather Breast Cancer Awareness bracelet, or the new plastic Global Warning one I had just received through the mail (in a bubble wrapped, bleached envelope, with color print).

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America Al Gore, America, Balls, Reagan, Sean

How do we make America great again?  Simple – put Ronald Reagan on Mt. Rushmore where he belongs.  This will not only create stone carving jobs but it will also stimulate America in the most important place possible – its brain.  The New Mount Rushmore, or Mount Reagan if we choose to call it such, will inspire America to believe in itself again.

10 years ago a group of Great Americans tried to get this done but failed as a result of nasty liberal obstructionism.

You can contribute to the movement in a couple of ways.  First, you can call your Congressman or Senator and demand that any possible Stimulus plan must include funding to put Ronald Reagan on Mount Rushmore.  Also, you can purchase your own Reagan-on-Rushmore for your home or office so all of your friends and family can see how serious you are about your love of Ronald Reagan:

And in case you’re wondering what Jack kemp thinks, here’s what the Reagan Admirer and rumored former lover has to say:

“This classy art image could help ignite a successful movement to put Ronald Reagan on Mount Rushmore where he belongs among America’s beloved great leaders.

It is beautifully done, an inspirational work of the highest quality in every aspect — a truly fitting tribute. Makes a great Christmas gift. Every Reagan admirer should have one.
It’s first rate! I love it.”

America America, Balls, Reagan, Sean

Here at Fannity.com, we do not simply celebrate Ronald Reagan’s birthday, we celebrate the entire month of February as Reagan History Month. We will publish our own and everyone else’s favorite Ronald Reagan stories and media and hope that other small-c conservative sites do the same out of respect to our last great American hero.

Somewhere in Heaven,  he is proud.  During the first week of Reagan Month, we rallied behind Rush Limbaugh & the American people to defeat Barack Obama’s magical but evil “porkulus” bill.  During the second week of Reagan Month, we will bring forward tax cuts to businesses everywhere.  And what we do on the third and fourth weeks of Reagan Month is up to you, the American people.

Happy Reagan History Month, America!

America America, Balls, Reagan, Sean

Its a shame most liberals do not understand the concept of Economics. They think that spending money on “infrastructure” is a good idea.  (I use quotes because whenever you see this word or “stimulus”, you should replace it with “pork” or “earmarks”)

They also think FDR was some sort of hero. In New York they drank so much Kool-Aid that they named a shitty highway after this communist.  If you need more information as to why FDR was an even bigger failure than Barack Obama and perhaps the worst president in history, this conservapedia article is all of the information you need.  In general you should avoid wikipedia and use this encyclopedia when possible as it is much more trustworthy.  If you have kids, you probably want to block access to wikipedia or ask one of your nerdy liberal  friends to redirect it to conservapedia automatically.

As advice to readers of Fannity, I would tell you that its not even worth talking to these FDR apologists. All you have to do is say “That’s not what Ronald Reagan did” and walk away. Its not worth your time to argue with people who think otherwise as they are arguing against history and against Ronald Reagan.

Liberals will not tell you that we would not have been in this mess without FDR’s idea of “big government.”  They are trying to put up smoke and mirrors by blaming the last President so that we don’t see how big of a failure FDR was and how big of a failure this president is going to become.  But we won’t fall for that because we love freedom too much to let that happen.

If they ask you why you want Obama to fail, you should tell them its because he wants America to fail.  He wants freedom to fail.  He wants free speech to fail.  In short, we want him to fail at making America fail.

Thank you, fellow fans of Sean Hannity for keeping vigilant when our freedom is being stolen right in front of America’s eyes.  You are all great Americans, unlike FDR.

America America, Balls, Nazi, Reagan, Sean

We are proud to post the audio that may take down Barack Obama’s presidency.  We believe these were stolen from Edward Norton’s computer, who traveled with Obama during the campaign to shoot a documentary for HBO.

THESE ARE NOT FROM HIS BOOK. THAT IS A LIE. They knew the footage was stolen so they went back and inserted this audio into the iTunes version of the book after they found out the footage was leaked. Yeah, they can do that shit — Its the godamn President). THEY LIED ABOUT THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND ABOUT HIS RELIGION — THAT IS WHAT LIBERALS DO.

Like his corrupt friend Blago, Obama is caught saying some unsavory things when he forgot the recorder was on, audio, transcripts & download link below:

Speaking to Joe Biden (backstage at a debate before Biden was chosen as VP candidate):

“There are white folks and there are ignorant motherfuckers like you.”
“There are white folks and there are ignorant motherfuckers like you.”

During a strategy meeting early in the campaign; on Hillary Clinton:

“Now you know that guy ain’t shit. Sorry ass motherfucker got nothing on me, right? nothing.”
“Now you know that guy ain’t shit. Sorry ass motherfucker got nothing on me, right? nothing.”

During a lunch meeting, to his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel:

“You ain’t my bitch n*****, buy your own god damn fries.”

(Rahm Emanuel is notorious for stealing fries; that’s actually how he lost a finger)

“You ain’t my bitch n*****, buy your own god damn fries.”

During a strategy meeting on campaign-finance laws, minutes before deciding he didn’t want to follow any:

“Shit’s getting way too complicated for me.”

“Shit’s getting way too complicated for me.”

To the President of Iran, during an interview on Arabian television:

“Sure you can have my number baby”

“Sure you can have my number baby”

Download all 5 mp3 files here.

America America, Balls, Hussein, Reagan

Liberals like to laugh when fans of the hatemonger Stephen Colbert remix his videos to make him look like even more of an idiot.  What the thick-headed liberals don’t know is that Colbert’s fans stole the idea from Rush’s fans. Behold:

More dance remixes after the jump..
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America Hatemonger, Nazi, Reagan

Apologies for the long silence fellow Hannity fans. Since the inauguration we have been observing a moment of silence commemorating the death of Freedom in this country. We were pretty depressed over here for a while but the recent news has renewed our faith in the Republican party.

First, Rush Limbaugh ruined Obama’s presidency. Next, we elected a magic negro of our own, Michael Steele, to head our party. We believe his magic is more powerful than Barack’s and we can’t wait to see all the minority support he brings us.

In case you missed it, here’s Rush on Fox n’ Friends celebrating his victory over Barack Obama:

America America, Balls, Reagan

The “conservative” site Redstate.com does not believe in the first amendment, nor do they take the threat of terrorist midgets seriously. After searching google for the term “is fannity a joke?,” their moderator Moe Lane decided to ban me forever from one of my favorite sites.

I do have to give them credit where credit is due, and that is for their excellent reporting on the Gitmo situation. We’re going to add our two cents soon but for the time being please check out Erick Erickson’s brilliant work on redstate.com, titled “Barack Obama’s Dangerous Game Starts the Process Toward our Death.” Erick & Moe, you are great Americans. And I forgive you for banning me from redstate.com – you know not what you do.

I have previously said Barack Obama changing the Bush administration policies on terror would get many of us killed.

They will. Barack Obama, with his orders to shut down Gitmo and bar enhanced interrogation techniques, is already headed toward Lady MacBeth syndrome (or should that be Pontius Pilate Syndrome). Within the next several years he is going to be repeated having to wash American blood off his hands because of his actions.

Its brilliance like this that makes this a difficult post to write, but its what I have to do as I love Freedom more than I love my right-wing brothers. Fellow Hannity fans, please take Sean’s advice and visit Redstate.com, “a great source for Information.” (Sean Hannity).  BTW, they banned me after I posted the comment below:

Thanks for posting this Erick. I’m gonna send this to all of my liberal friends who don’t believe me that Obama is dangerous for America. They will thank me (and you) when they are still alive in four years.

-Fannity

“If you can’t show them the light, make them feel the heat.” – Ronald Reagan

America America, Balls, Reagan, Sean

Dear readers, I was wrong. It turns out that the site “23/6″ is a liberal hate site after all, and that their “traveling tips for muslims” was actually a joke that we at Fannity.com did not understand.

We want to commend 23/6 on their wry sense of humor.  They totally tricked us,  taking advantage of the fact that here at Fannity we do not joke about terrorism or turbans.

Edit: 23/6 has been added to the list of Hannity Hater sites.

America Balls, Hatemonger, Hussein, Nazi, Reagan

America America, Balls, Reagan