My Escalade sat in the driveway, engine running, allowing the AC enough time to kick in. I got out of the shower, having washed my entire body with anti-bacterial soap three times, and plugged in my electrical tweezers. I used half a roll of low cost Chinese toilet paper to dry off my face, when I noticed the sink wouldn’t drain. I poured in some industrial strength drain-o, and put on my clothes.
Sean Hannity's Escalade
I ate breakfast, covered what I couldn’t finish in several layers of plastic wrap, and shoved my plate into the empty dishwasher, then turned it on. I poured an ice-blended coffee shake into my one use only plastic cup, put on the plastic lid and plastic straw, and used half a roll off kitchen towels to wipe off the counter.
As I waited impatiently for all my emails to print, so I could read them on the go, I couldn’t seem to decide to either wear my leather Breast Cancer Awareness bracelet, or the new plastic Global Warning one I had just received through the mail (in a bubble wrapped, bleached envelope, with color print).
How do we make America great again? Simple – put Ronald Reagan on Mt. Rushmore where he belongs. This will not only create stone carving jobs but it will also stimulate America in the most important place possible – its brain. The New Mount Rushmore, or Mount Reagan if we choose to call it such, will inspire America to believe in itself again.
You can contribute to the movement in a couple of ways. First, you can call your Congressman or Senator and demand that any possible Stimulus plan must include funding to put Ronald Reagan on Mount Rushmore. Also, you can purchase your own Reagan-on-Rushmore for your home or office so all of your friends and family can see how serious you are about your love of Ronald Reagan:
"A must have for Reagan admirers like me" - Sean Hannity
And in case you’re wondering what Jack kemp thinks, here’s what the Reagan Admirer and rumored former lover has to say:
Jack Kemp, former Reagan lover
“This classy art image could help ignite a successful movement to put Ronald Reagan on Mount Rushmore where he belongs among America’s beloved great leaders.
It is beautifully done, an inspirational work of the highest quality in every aspect — a truly fitting tribute. Makes a great Christmas gift. Every Reagan admirer should have one.
It’s first rate! I love it.”
Here at Fannity.com, we do not simply celebrate Ronald Reagan’s birthday, we celebrate the entire month of February as Reagan History Month. We will publish our own and everyone else’s favorite Ronald Reagan stories and media and hope that other small-c conservative sites do the same out of respect to our last great American hero.
Somewhere in Heaven, he is proud. During the first week of Reagan Month, we rallied behind Rush Limbaugh & the American people to defeat Barack Obama’s magical but evil “porkulus” bill. During the second week of Reagan Month, we will bring forward tax cuts to businesses everywhere. And what we do on the third and fourth weeks of Reagan Month is up to you, the American people.
Its a shame most liberals do not understand the concept of Economics. They think that spending money on “infrastructure” is a good idea. (I use quotes because whenever you see this word or “stimulus”, you should replace it with “pork” or “earmarks”)
They also think FDR was some sort of hero. In New York they drank so much Kool-Aid that they named a shitty highway after this communist. If you need more information as to why FDR was an even bigger failure than Barack Obama and perhaps the worst president in history, this conservapedia article is all of the information you need. In general you should avoid wikipedia and use this encyclopedia when possible as it is much more trustworthy. If you have kids, you probably want to block access to wikipedia or ask one of your nerdy liberal friends to redirect it to conservapedia automatically.
As advice to readers of Fannity, I would tell you that its not even worth talking to these FDR apologists. All you have to do is say “That’s not what Ronald Reagan did” and walk away. Its not worth your time to argue with people who think otherwise as they are arguing against history and against Ronald Reagan.
Liberals will not tell you that we would not have been in this mess without FDR’s idea of “big government.” They are trying to put up smoke and mirrors by blaming the last President so that we don’t see how big of a failure FDR was and how big of a failure this president is going to become. But we won’t fall for that because we love freedom too much to let that happen.
If they ask you why you want Obama to fail, you should tell them its because he wants America to fail. He wants freedom to fail. He wants free speech to fail. In short, we want him to fail at making America fail.
Thank you, fellow fans of Sean Hannity for keeping vigilant when our freedom is being stolen right in front of America’s eyes. You are all great Americans, unlike FDR.
The “conservative” site Redstate.com does not believe in the first amendment, nor do they take the threat of terrorist midgets seriously. After searching google for the term “is fannity a joke?,” their moderator Moe Lane decided to ban me forever from one of my favorite sites.
I do have to give them credit where credit is due, and that is for their excellent reporting on the Gitmo situation. We’re going to add our two cents soon but for the time being please check out Erick Erickson’s brilliant work on redstate.com, titled “Barack Obama’s Dangerous Game Starts the Process Toward our Death.” Erick & Moe, you are great Americans. And I forgive you for banning me from redstate.com – you know not what you do.
I have previously said Barack Obama changing the Bush administration policies on terror would get many of us killed.
They will. Barack Obama, with his orders to shut down Gitmo and bar enhanced interrogation techniques, is already headed toward Lady MacBeth syndrome (or should that be Pontius Pilate Syndrome). Within the next several years he is going to be repeated having to wash American blood off his hands because of his actions.
Its brilliance like this that makes this a difficult post to write, but its what I have to do as I love Freedom more than I love my right-wing brothers. Fellow Hannity fans, please take Sean’s advice and visit Redstate.com, “a great source for Information.” (Sean Hannity). BTW, they banned me after I posted the comment below:
Thanks for posting this Erick. I’m gonna send this to all of my liberal friends who don’t believe me that Obama is dangerous for America. They will thank me (and you) when they are still alive in four years.
-Fannity
“If you can’t show them the light, make them feel the heat.” – Ronald Reagan
Finally, Bill O’Reilly puts to rest the allegations that the song “Barack the Magic Negro” is offensive or mean-spirited. And in case you haven’t already heard it or purchased Rush’s cd, O’Reilly is not afraid to play the song again.
At Fannity.com we believe that these words should be taken as a complement. We did not see anyone complain when people said “Magic Johnson” even though the nickname implied that the player had a magic penis.
In celebration Fannity.com will soon publish “Magic Negroes – an American Retrospective,” and it will feature the most magical African Americans throughout history including Jackie Robinson, Tiger Woods, MLK, Harriet Tubman, Michael Jordan and more. Look out for it.
MSNBC’s Tamron Hall needs to get a sense of humor. She does not understand that it would be really funny if someone called her “Tamron Hall the magic negro,” and hilarious if that someone were Rush Limbaugh. All these politically correct pinkos need to chill out and read Rush’s explanation before they start yelling “racist!” anytime someone mentions a black person and the N-word in the same sentence.
In the video below a Virginia republican tries to explain to these idiots at MSNBC that the song “Barack the magic negro” has absolutely nothing to do with Barack Obama but is really making fun of Al Sharpton, which everybody knows is OK.
Liberals everywhere are getting their panties in a bunch over this story out of California of a great American UPS driver doing his job and fighting terrorism on our homeland.
We do not know what has happened to the UPS driver — whether or not he has been tortured, whether he kept his job, etc. I, for one, would like to find out who this man is so we can thank him for being the Patriot that he is. If it were not for Patriots like this, perhaps the five terrorists recently convicted in NJ would not have been caught.
The Sikh community must understand that wearing a turban in public will make them suspected terrorists for the rest of the lives. Ideally, they would reconsider this silly custom and cut their hair like the rest of us instead of remaining in solidarity with terrorists. Hypothetically, if within a certain culture it were popular to wear a moustache similar to Adolf Hitler’s, surely after WW2 ended that culture would reconsider such a fashion choice. Similarly, we are asking Sikh’s to lose the turbans. (Edit: turban w/ flag pin is ok!)
That’s the thing with terrorists – they are really dumb, and it goes far beyond wearing the “I am a terrorist” signal of a turban on their heads. The recently convicted New Jersey terrorists were caught after they took their terrorist training videos to Circuit City to have them converted to DVDs. Also, after the first WTC bombing in 1993, the terrorists were caught after they reported the rental van used in the bombings as stolen and returned to the rental agency to recover their deposit Get a brain, morans!
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